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INTERNAL NOTICE
A review conducted by management has identified multiple recurring issues affecting the organization.
This report requires immediate attention from all team members.
CASE FILE #001
EXCESSIVE
CONSUMPTION
Over the past 6 months, employees have been observed consuming alarming quantities of the following items.
COFFEES ☕
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MATCHAS 🍵
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SNACKS 🍟
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COOL DRINKS 🥤
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CURRENT STATUS
UNDER INVESTIGATION
CASE FILE #002
WORKPLACE
DISTURBANCE
Several employees have repeatedly been caught:
- ▸Laughing during meetings
- ▸Sharing memes
- ▸Creating chaos near production deadlines
- ▸Turning 5-minute discussions into 45-minute conversations
lol ok back to "5 min standup"
ordered another round of matchas, my treat ☕
this man is the entire snack budget
meeting at 5 turned into dinner plans 😂
CURRENT STATUS
CRITICAL
CASE FILE #003
UNAUTHORIZED
GATHERINGS
Surveillance footage indicates employees continue participating in:
- 🍻 Team outings
- 🎉 Celebrations
- 📸 Questionable photos
- 😂 Excessive jokes
CAM 01 // WORK AREA
CAM 02 // LOBBY
CAM 03 // CONCEPTS ROOM
CAM 04 // ROOM 01
CURRENT STATUS
OUT OF CONTROL
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Birthday Edition
The rumours are true. Saikrishna is turning 28. To verify this claim, all employees are required to attend the investigation.
- 🍻 Drinks included
- 🍔 Dinner included
- 😂 Jokes guaranteed
- 📸 Photos may end up on the company wall of fame (just kidding… mostly)
EVENT DETAILS
18 JUNE 2026
7:30 PM onwards
EMPLOYEE RESPONSE FORM
Which category best describes you?
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Looking forward to celebrating another trip around the sun with the team that makes every challenge, late night, pitch, shoot and victory worthwhile.
CHEERS TO ALL OF US.
— Saikrishna Pothuri
CASE CLOSED.